Thursday, November 8, 2007

Phone Call to Heaven

My father in law sent this to me and I just had to share with all of my Oregonian friends and family out there!
Phone Call to Heaven
A man in Savannah, Georgia, decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to Boston, Massachusetts, and started working west from there.
Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall, and was intrigued with a sign that read, "$10,000 per minute."
Seeking out the pastor, he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that the golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to Heaven, and if he pays the price, he can talk directly to God. The man th anked the pastor and continued on his way.
As he continued to visit churches in New Jersey, Milwaukee, Chicago, Denver, Salt Lake City and around the United States, he found more such phones, with the same sign, and the same explanation from each pastor.
Finally, the man arrived in the lovely state of Oregon. Upon entering a church, behold: He saw the usual golden telephone. But, this time, the sign read: "Calls: 25 cents"! Fascinated, the man asked to speak with the pastor.
"Pastor, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church I have found this golden telephone, and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven, and that I could use it to talk to God.... But in 20 other chu rches the cost was $10,000 per minute. Your sign says 25 cents per call. Why is that?"
The pastor, smiling benignly, replied: "Son, you're in the Pacific Northwest now, and it's a local call."

3 comments:

Arly said...

I LOVE IT! I copied it and sent it to my in-laws and Sam. They lived in Oregon for three years but think it's full of commies. :)

Arly said...

So this is what Sam said after a long ramble about the bad elected officials...

Besides, in Texas, it isn't a golden phone, it's two cans and a piece of string with a sign that says "If you need me, I'm out back bar-b-queing....God"

The Carlsons said...

heh heh heh i miss my beloved state!